After all that sexual tension….this is all I get? A box of things and deuces?
It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters
I am a literature major, so with that said. I can recognize that Fifty Shades of Grey (and twilight) is literary poop. How shitty writing like that gets published astonishes me. I’m not sure which character was more annoying, Bella or Anna but shit…one with her constant inner goddess motifs that had me picturing a slutty version of the Lizzie Maguire cartoon or the other one with her excessive use of the word “grimace”. With that said…did that stop me from fangirling my head off over Edward Cullen and owning every twilight book and reading all 3 FSG? Nope. Is knowing what I know going to stop me from going to see Fifty Shades of Grey? Nope, it most definitely will not. However, shitty writing, weak ass females, overly excessive stalker boyfriends aside…my hormones have decided that both Mr Cullen and Mr Grey are hot. (i mean physically ofc. Grey would have gotten a “fuck off” a looong time ago with all that “You must do everything I say crap”)